if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry
American Horror Story
when your friend cusses in front of your parents
That’s what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you’re not so lovable.
Deb Caletti (via feellng)
Turning you on turns me on.
lickdacake (via lickdacake)
bitches ain’t shit and the ain’t say nothin
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life